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Post by davejs on Jan 13, 2011 21:45:40 GMT -5
I was sitting here thinking about the quality of shows out there on the '99. We all know how bad the economy is out there along with the physical condition and appearance of a lot of the people there.
So, how about the Highway 99 Blues Festival.
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Post by walkersstics on Jan 14, 2011 8:02:05 GMT -5
Didn't there used to be one named "Blues, Brews, and Bar-B Ques" along the 99.....there you could stuff yourself with some BBQ Ribs, kick back listen to the blues, drink yourself into oblivion, then barf the ribs all over the place....turn the name of that fest into the "Barf a Rama"....since once one person starts chucking, the rest will soon follow!
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Post by caricatureartist on Jan 29, 2011 19:34:05 GMT -5
I've been wanting to try my luck at one of those Adult Conventions, and told my friend about it. He does sign carving, but he does not speak english very good. He called me and told me there is one called the "Horny Toy Festival." I said "What?" He said, "Yeah! The Horny Toy Festival!" I said, "Great! When and where is it?" He said, "Its in Coalinga! My girldfriend will be selling toys there, too!" (She sells kid's toys.) I said "What? Coalinga?" That got me wondering. He told me a few more things including the date and I got curious. I looked it up in Craftmaster News then called him back and said, "Its the HORNED TOAD DERBY! Not the Horny Toy !" He is mostly hispanic and has some trouble with his english and also reading it.
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Post by davejs on Jan 29, 2011 20:12:40 GMT -5
I've been wanting to try my luck at one of those Adult Conventions, and told my friend about it. He does sign carving, but he does not speak english very good. He called me and told me there is one called the "Horny Toy Festival." I said "What?" He said, "Yeah! The Horny Toy Festival!" I said, "Great! When and where is it?" He said, "Its in Coalinga! My girldfriend will be selling toys there, too!" (She sells kid's toys.) I said "What? Coalinga?" That got me wondering. He told me a few more things including the date and I got curious. I looked it up in Craftmaster News then called him back and said, "Its the HORNED TOAD DERBY! Not the Horny Toy !" He is mostly hispanic and has some trouble with his english and also reading it. That's hilarious, Nito. I wish your girlfriend luck in Coalinga. Could be a tough show to do. Just hope the wind isn't blowing that way from Highway 5 (cows). |
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